Priatelia

"Right. Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I feel, or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course." (10.01.2019)

"I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!" (10.01.2019)

"Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying..." (10.01.2019)

What do you think is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight, "I'm a recovering alcoholic", "I'm a Mormon", or "I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk."? (10.01.2019)

Rachel: I know, but one girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything. Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant. (10.01.2019)

I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?" (10.01.2019)

Chandler - You have to be honest, or you may think you're on the same path but you're on different ones. Joey - I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it. (10.01.2019)

"Will, just take off your shirt and tell us." (10.01.2019)

"Sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside but they have famous fathers." (10.01.2019)

Rachel - I'm seeing my doctor tomorrow. Maybe she can give me a pill or something. Phoebe - Yeah, that's what you need. (10.01.2019)

Rachel: What is wrong with this dog? Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car and Cujo's throwin' himself at the windshield? Rachel: No... seriously, what's wrong with this dog? (12.01.2019)

Rachel: I was thinking, if it's girl: Sandrine. It's French. Ross: Huh. That's a really pretty name, for an industrial solvent. (12.01.2019)

Monica: We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us do they. Chandler: Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under 6 bucks. Maybe we can take it back. Monica: No. It doesn't say where it came from. Where would we return it? Chandler: How about to the street, say from the balcony? (16.01.2019)

"It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Something really boring happened to someone ugly in the Middle Ages." (16.01.2019)

"Sure, women never like Joey. I think he's a virgin." (16.01.2019)

Monica - The Miami Vice soundtrack? Really? Chandler - They were just giving those away at the store. In exchange for money. (16.01.2019)

"Somewhere there is a man with a tranquilizer and a butterfly net looking for that man." Zatial najhorsi diel. Nikdy som tak nizko este pri tomto seriali nesiel ale Baldwina by som asi zabil ako prvy kebyze som tam a Monikin pripitok som musel pretrpiet, jednoznacne najtrapnejsia scena serialu, pri ktorej som sa az citil neprijemne. (31.01.2019)

Joey: You guys have to be at the next table in case I, you know, start to say something stupid. Ross: Just now, or all the time? Because we have jobs you know. (31.01.2019)

"I have new respect for Chandler." (31.01.2019)

"Oh my God! A woman flirting with a single man? We MUST alert the church elders!" (31.01.2019)