eburhart

Nemôžem si pomôcť, ale napadá mi jedna výstižná scénka z inak veľmi vydarenej komédie Clerks 2, kde fanúšik Star Wars slovne úplne odrovná fanúšika LOTR, až sa z toho poblije :D. Znelo to takto: "What the f*ck happened to this world? Those f*cking hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was was a bunch of people walking. Three movies of people walking to a f*ckin' volcano. Even the f*ckin' trees walked in those movies. Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those "Rings" movies, he would've ended the third one on the logical closure point, not the 25 endings that followed...What's the logical closure point? When f*cking Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever, and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed, and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very f*ckin' gay look. That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his f*ckin' cock. And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam f*cking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth. Now, that would've been an Academy Award-worthy ending." :D