Loki_Six

"This guy's like a human rescue dog. He's cute and he's sweet, but soon as I leave, he'll whine and pee on the couch."

"Hey, just because I'm not fat doesn't mean I'm not American."

"One understands why some animals eat their young."

"That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is."

"I'll give you this back when you're 50."

"Oh, isn't that interesting, sir? The glasses were reflecting the light."

"I tried sleeping in my uniform, Frank, but my medals keep stabbing me."

"A guy told me that he was crossing the road, and this jeep came too close to him. He punched it. He knocked it out. "

"I have questions for you. You're not busy, are you?"

"These books was already down here! I'm not a nerd!"