Loki_Six

I love me and you, love at first sight. I remember that night, you were with your mate Audrey at that disco. I saw this gorgeous little bum in a pencil skirt and I thought: "Oh, I've gotta have that." But Audrey surely already had blows, so I pulled you.

On the eve of battle, on a cold and windless night, an old general turned to a young soldier. "Tomorrow," said the master, "you will know fear." The young soldier, who had not yet experienced the agony of war, looked at the general with quizzical eyes. "How will I know fear if I do not know what it looks like?" The general replied, "You will know fear, because it speaks very fast, and it speaks very loud."... If that is how fear acts, recognizing it is easy. But as the young soldier considered the general's advice, she asked the question facing us now: "Once I know fear, how do I defeat it?"

"The Klingons are like cancer cells: constantly dividing. To root them out, you must destroy the tumor at its source."

"I was just thinking about everyone who's ever said that victory felt empty when it was attained. What a bunch of idiots they were."

"Haven't you ever been afraid of a ghost?"

"My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face."

"On days like this, I feel like the luckiest dog in the world. I got the sun on my back, I got the wind in my face I get to ride in this car where the windows are always rolled down."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go."

"Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."