Loki_Six

"Oh, thank God, because this girl is way hot. I mean, you know, not as hot as you, but you know, young-hot. You've been hot a lot longer."

"Hey, just 'cause you came out of it doesn't mean I don't want to get into it."

"Most of us spend our entire lives in hiding."

"Don't you people have work to do?"

"Sorry, I thought you had other things on your mind. Must be those bedroom eyes of yours."

"Wow. Think of it, Julian. If this thing works, you will be able to irritate hundreds of people you've never even met."

"Principle one: Don't criticize, condemn or complain. The three sharpest arrows in my quiver. Thus began the greatest challenge of my young life."

Jean-Paul Sartre said, "Hell is other people." That's humorous because it's true.

"Mom doesn't lie. Sure, she thinks the Earth was made in six days, but that's 'cause she's gullible, not a liar."

"I think - you can't judge people by what they think or say... only by what they do."