Loki_Six

"Vlk je vlk a ovce je ovce."

"Okay, what is the matter with you? Why are you massaging me and calling me "baby" and dressed like a gay cheetah?"

"Look, Walden, you're in love with being in love. You live like you're in a romantic comedy. You know who's gonna play you in the movie about your life? Julia Roberts."

"Hi, it's-a me, Filippo. I live with my mother, but it's not weird because I'm Italian."

"You haven't, so far. I've been banging her for months."

"Jenomže dobrýho učitele si pamatujete celý život. Kdo si bude pamatovat vás?"

"Charlie would be so happy to see his little girl now. Of course, he'd be even more happy to see the rack on his little girl's girlfriend."

"I ain't proving nothing. Just being a guy. Doing what guys do, fixing things. Do not expect me to get in touch with my emotions or ask for directions anytime soon."

"You actually have to own something to have keys."

"Did your Dad ever tell you the story of the unicorns? Well, in a forest very nearby there was a whole big family of unicorns. Then one night a pack of snarling wolves came into the forest and grabbed the Mommy unicorn and took her away. And the Daddy unicorn who had a weapon right here chose not to use it. He wanted to hide. He wanted to be a peaceful unicorn. Well, the next night the wolves came back and they ate the Daddy unicorn. The baby? She's left alone. Doesn't know what to do. She knows that she's supposed to hide because that's what the Dad did. And so she thought if I do that then I can live peacefully in the forest. But you know what happened? There are no more fucking unicorns. Hiding is out."