Griffinovci

Peter - Between you and me, I think Joe's got a little free time these days. I hear he hasn't touched Bonnie in months. Joe - Peter, you just whispered that to me. (26.01.2019)

"Oh, god, Meg, you startled me. I'm sorry." (27.01.2019)

Diane - In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty... I finally get my period. Tom - Well, Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been. (27.01.2019)

"The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas. Love the gas, Meg. Love it!" (27.01.2019)

"She's still ALIVE? What the hell, man?" (27.01.2019)

"What the deuce? Why the hell would she respond positively to such a negative comment? Unless... Brian, do women like it when you treat them like crap? That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap." (28.01.2019)

"I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands or buts. I'm gonna be real anal about this." (27.01.2019)

"That one felt like my Dad." (27.01.2019)

"Daddy and his friends have been drinking. And we're gonna keep on drinking until we each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official." (27.01.2019)

Lois - Listen to these lyrics. "I rip it hardcore like porno-flick bitches. I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits." Peter - Oh, look, they've got a translation for white people : "I give 110 percent when it comes to helping my community, even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters." (28.01.2019)

Brian - For your information, Jillian is very bright and she happens to be a very talented photographer. Stewie - Oh, that is so lame. Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Ooh, you took a black and white picture of a lawn chair and its shadow and developed it at Sav-On. You must be so brooding and deep. (28.01.2019)

Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go black, you go deaf". (28.01.2019)

Lois - Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies? Peter - Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes. I've decided. I'm making my own chick flick. (28.01.2019)

"Don't worry, that was the booze, not you. Are you gonna eat that? " (28.01.2019)

Brian: You are getting a little old for a teddy bear. Stewie: Brian, I'm one. Brian: Still? (28.01.2019)

"All I know is, that somewhere in great land of Ireland, there is a fat bastard who looks like me." (28.01.2019)

Midget: Sir, would you please stop staring at me? Old man: Where's the rest o' ya? (29.01.2019)

"I'm at the wrong airport." (29.01.2019)

"I learned something today. Apparently, there's the side of Bill Clinton the world knows, and then there's the dark, sex-crazed side only I know." (29.01.2019)

"Lois, I'm tired of Mort always mooching off us, so I made a scare-Jew." (02.02.2019)