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Banda - Ten dělá to a Butcher zas tohle (2020) (epizóda) 

Keep America safe again. Are you bulletproof? Nebyl… And your plan would be? Same as always. Squeeze the cunt till he gives up the next cunt, then kill the fuck when we are done. 2021-10-01 How can you not want blood for what he done? Congress, please. What a bunch of corrupt fucking cunts they are. I m starting to think its like a badge of honor. Term of endearment where I come from, love (pusinko). What the fuck are you good for? Strongly worded tweet? If we are gonna take a shot at the king, we cant fucking miss. Your fathers dead. When did that happen? Can I see you, please? I need to see you right now. What do you want to watch next? Translucent Invisible Cock, Queen Maeve Pleaszre Slave. I lit my first fire at four. Burned my whole house down. My dad was so proud. I was gonna do great things. I almost did. Now look at me. I m like the cock in the porn, sitting on the sidelines while the real heroes are out there doing the fucking. I thought I would finally found something. I thought I found what I was meant to do. But it turns out I m shit at that as well. You are not the cuck. I m the cuck. Actually, you are the worse. You are the cuck fluffer. Thoughts and prayers. But that doesnt change facts. This used to be a beautiful country. One nation under God. Right before these godless, inhuman supervillains started pouring across our borders (aha). Ve skutečnosti sem ted migrují boží bojovníci a povedou svatou válku. And dragging us down into their mud. To chtějí slyšet - ale Okamura a jemu podobní si nedovolí mluvit o Bohu. Zustal vám jen váš životní styl, kterej je v ohrožení. We are at war. We need more supes. A common enemy ralies the base. 11/17 (20:06) Lets go fuck the wife. Consensually. Its shit world out there. You either sink or you swim, and he chose to sink. Maybe I pushed you a bit harder. But look at you. You are afraid of anything? Are you the strongest bastard you know? Tougher than I ever was. Oh, you are welcome, asshole. Lenny stuck that gun in his mouth when you couldnt hack it anymore and you pissed off to join the SAS like a right cunt. Se divím, že mu to samo nedochází. I wish I have powers like you. A jééé, tady to začíná bejt nebezpečný. Teprve bude, ty stará svině. Dostanete duvod takhle kvičet. Prasata si asi mislej, že jsou tady doma - podle toho to taky vypadá. Ale uvidíme, jesli si dokážou svuj standard udržet. Help us fuck them back. Thats the point, its never done (řikáš ty). You just let go. No justice for your father. No revenge against Vought. Go and never come back. For once in your life be fuckin human being. Stala se z toho rodinná telenovela. That kid doesnt know anything about anything. When he sees the outside world, hes going to panic. And that gonna fuck him up. Whats best for him is to be here with his mother. Your family is already in trouble. Bcs I m about to go into that room next door to your daughter and I m gonna bash her brains out. And then I m gonna find your two sons and their wives and their little kiddies. Zvedám hodnocení. Your whole fuckin family dies today. Or you help me. Whats it gonna be? I got it sorted. Do you swear that the testimony you are about to give today will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Vytečete, svině.

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Banda - Už musíme jít (2020) (epizóda) 

Takovýdle lesbičky bych si nechal líbit. Bohužel pravda je trochu jiná. When are you going to stop torturing me? Look at these strong female lesbians. I m inspired. Girls get it done. Našli zpusob, jak si z nich dělat legraci, aniž by se za to museli omlouvat. Vytvořili záporáka, kterej to dělá za ně. So, what, they are all starving but one of thems got a fucking cell phone? I just got off the phone with Butcher and I think something might be wrong. Like really, really wrong. What would make you think that? He was nice and called me his canary. You have been eye-fucking me like a lovestick stangirl all day. Your father is quite ill. The cancer is spreading fast. Well, not fast enough (cti matku i otce svého). Wheres the boy? No way… I used to think that you, me and Becca would grow old together (spoustě kriplum se to povedlo). Thats terrors girlfriend. His fuck pig. We were cautious. We swapped cars, no tool roads. If he wants to kill us, he will have to do it with an audience. Americans are more accepting of gays when they are in a clear-cut gender role relationship. Dont make me move you. This is not the way. This is poison for your soul (mele hovna). Go be a monster. Ten toho nadělá. Oddělat pár českejch sviní, tím nemužeš ztratit humanitu. Naopak. That place used to be pure (Church). And then they just started letting all kinds of ppl in (friendly Church), you know? I think you do know. Some ppl are quality and others are garbage. Did you like that Walk Like an Egyptian dance she did online? So fun. I love it. Bad guys dont think like us. And sometimes these things just happen. Freedom comes at a price. Tak to byla krásná představa. Whos Lenny? This is food for your soul. If you want back to The Seven, then you are gonna nees a woman to tell everyone that you are not a complete piece of shit. Wait, you think I m a piece of shit? Dont be a pussy, laser my fucking tits. I told you I dont break easy.

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Banda - Velká jízda (2020) (epizóda) 

By the Power of My Holy Fire. Burn in Truth. Thats a good catch name (jo). Thats my fucking shoulder. They cant just cut me from the picture! Tendle mamlas hraje fakt debila. Thats enough. Time to go. Just get me another fucking lava flow, please. I said its time to go, or I call TMZ. Your spirit fills the sky (česká svině v roušce). Mně se zdály ty kozy nějaký velký… I snapped the SIM card. Are you stalking me on Instagram? A od čeho jinýho máš Instagram? You think waters supposed to be fun? Try swimming in the Mariana Trench. You cant kill what you cant see. Shut your trap, you dumb bird, or else, I will bollocks you. Blindspot You are a true hero. Not bcs of what you do for a job, but bcs of what you have overcome. What made you think I would ever allow a cripple into The Seven? Dobře. Možná to byl její protekční synáček, pokud se na nějakou mrtku vubec zmohla. For fuck sakes, Ashley, dont look at him, look at me! Lets get one thing straight.the only reason you are here and not doing corporate PR is that I brought you here. You are dispensable, which means you answer to me. Babiš a jeho slepičinec. You know how it is. Dont want to get stuck with the cleaning bill. Whats your poison? You a leg guy? Arm, actually… Whatever floats your boat, tiger. For extra grand, I will let you chop off my dick. Co takhle si najít práci? Wheres the closest ATM? Super Terrorist Saving America. Its Americans that are gonna keep us in the Army, not the fucking world. 111 Zbytečně vzdáváte boj, ještě není konec. Máte spoustu sil, jen si nevěříte. Zkuste to ještě. I came to see that archery isnt irreleveant, its timeless. Its a pure and ancient art. Carol helped me see that. No, therapys very destructive, actually. You could say I m his teacher. This is a safe space. If you dont have any self-esteem issues, why dont you constantly demeaning women? Protože ty kurvy sešly z cesty a ještě jim nikdo nerozsekal držku - což je teprve čeká, až se sem dostane islám, protože od tědle vepřu se jim ničeho kromě výčitek nedostane. Třeba ty seš takovej hezkej příklad: I do not let women teach men or have authority over them (1 Timothy 2/12). Hned první/poslední záznam. Church of the Collective - Destinations, The New Science of Self Renewal You fucking called her? No, no. I m not stupid. Okay? I texted her. We used burner phones. Ten neggr asi zapomněl, že ho vytáhnul z basy. Maybe I cant be Lee Marvin. But I can be Harry Potter. Or John Connor, or whats her name from The Hunger Games? Katniss. The point is I could be the person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out they are kind of fucking awesome (you know that, they have mark on them). I thought we are friends? I m sorry, but we are anything. Queen Maeve na scéně. To to trvalo! Hi, my nanas your biggest fun. I m Stormfront. The deeper you keep pushing her into this thing, the deeper in the meat gringer she goes. I have been tryin to put this puzzle together, but theres a missing piece and its been driving me nuts. Whole picture is Vought. Its a fucking coup from the inside. Madam, your nose… Tvl, tak to jsem nečekal! I m worried about Super Terrorist too, but that doesnt mean that Vought can use that fear to control us (Warrior Nun). Frederick Vought, our founder (Illuminati). I only read his autobiography five times? Not the self-serving bullshit that we peddle to the shareholders, the real story. Enlighten me. Got his doctorate from Munich (a jsme doma). Ahead of his time in genetics. Rising star that in 39 Hitler appointed him chief physician at Dachau, where he enjoyed a ready supply of human subjects on which to test his earliest iterations of Compound V. For which we condemn in the strongest of possible terms. Earyl in 44, he felt the winds change, got spirited away to the Allies. Lets burn that motherfuckers down. This is a fucking mess, son. We got a Supe terrorist, Rayners blown her canister, and we are the most wanted cunts in the country. But dont you worry. Daddys home.

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Banda - Vzorek (2019) (epizóda) 

I have to go home. Kde je latex? Možná v další serii… I cant wear that. Its not me. Its totally ou. Its bold, its brave, its feminist. Empowering. It says you are confident in your own skin and you are not afraid to show it. Most importantly, it tells the story. Of your transformation of what you are going through. Its my body. I have the right to choose how much of it I show. Thats true. You do. You just wont be doing it in The Seven, unless it is wrapped in that. You know how to write in the English language in a passable fashion. Are you gonna eye-fuck that all day? Nepozná ho. Havent we met before? Měl si vzít autograf. They are just ppl. But they snap their fingers and we jump. Attagirl. Compound V. Steroids for Sups. Lost track of time. Baptism of fire. The price, whatever it is, I will pay it. You really dress the part. You really dress the part. I dont know if the really want you to be hero. I think they just want you to look like one. I dont bite. Unless you want me to. George Mastras (written by)

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Banda - Ze zálohy s tisícovkou rytířů (2020) (epizóda) 

Todle taky ztrácí tempo. You dont get it. You never fuck with the money. We are gonna lose everything. I mean, cars, houses, bonuses. There are more important things. You know, the only ppl that say that are the ppl who grew up with money. To je hnusná štětka. NNC Goldfish begging for life. Vážně někdo s tím kriplem cítí? Really nice one. Shit could go sideways just like that. So all of ya, keep your fucking eyes on the ball. And you, you are raising him to be a pussy. You dont get to tell me how to raise my son. What I did to you was give you a son, that you are raising like a little girl. Pěkně si ho ta svině omotala kolem prstu. Bullshit he didnt know. I remember this one weekend where he made me do three mall appearances and the photo shoot for Teen Vogue, all to get the cash for my braces, which he then blew at the five-dollar table at Circus Circus. They have lied to you from the beginning, all of them. This is your journey. You are ready. You have been ready all along. Where theres smoke, theres fire. We have two options. Option one, deny. High risk, high reward. But if we deny and they nail us, if there is a legit whistleblower, theres no coming back. Option two, mea culpa. You Are Only Human It doesnt matter who made us or how we got here, the point is we are here. We are not his partners, we are his product. You should think before you say something you dont mean. Companies they come and go, but talent is forever. Butcher, what are you doing? Fucking diabolical! Pinocchio is staying put. Have at it. Church of the Collective (nd) Stormfront je hustá. Open your eyes. I like to see the light go out. Fucking yellow bastard. I said he was mine. You snooze, you lose. Gramps. Měli si to ještě rozdat spolu, ale začíná to nabírat ten správnej směr. We are conducting robust investigation into Compound V. We live in a dangerous world. Our brave heroes were already fighting terrorists overseas, but now, America faces this war on a different front: right here at home. Our superheroes are the last line of defense. Shantel Vansanten (Becca) Moni Ogunsuyi (hot waitress)

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Barbar Conan (1982) 

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger (Nietzsche, jo, to bylo tady) - For no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust (líbilo se mi, jak to na konci nemuseli zopakovat) - You wanna live forever? - He became a king of his own hand

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Barbaři (2020) (seriál) 

To byly časy!

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Barbaři - Bitva (2020) (epizóda) 

Teutoburg Forest. Romans a far as you can see. Like a river of steel (15tis, fronta 25km). Oko má pořád dobrý. Jo vona si ho vypíchne sama po vzoru Wodana. Let me see that which will be. Are you on my side? I will sacrifice anything. We have some time until then. This is the symbol of a Roman knight. A sign of strength, battle and might of the empire. Dneska Amíci rozdávají bonbony. I only fight when I can win. God-Father Wodan saw what was to come bcs he sacrificed his eye. You want certainty? Woe to the worthless shepherd, who deserts the flock! May a sword strike his arm and his right eye! May his arm be completely withered and his right eye utterly blinded (Zachariah 11/17)! I see long battle. And fire. And water. And I see men in their own blood. Romans. Ravens eat their entrails. You will bath in Roman gold. You will look on you with pride. Řekla jim, co chtěli slyšet. I hear song of our courage. The song will be sung until the end of time (což je ted). And the world will always remember you. Bitva začla na začátku filmu - taky bude trvat dvě hodiny. What do we fight for? Some fight for what used to be. And others for what is to come. You are an army of the dead. We fight for honor. We fight for glory. We fight for our freedom. Some fight for their children. Still others fight for their gods. The key thing is that we can only win if we are in complete control of our emotions (co se stalo s berserkery). Whatever we fight for, we pay the price in blood. And when all is lost, you still need the help of the gods. Your impregnable armor become your largest burden. But the most important thing is to recognize your enemys greatest weakness. And bring all your strength down on this one point. Chemtrails, no jasný. V článku jsem si to podtrhal. To nebyla jen náhoda! You want your fathers love so badly that you will believe anything. Like a dog whimpering before his master. But we are no dogs. We won this battle. You won hearts of this men. Roman testicles. I will teach my dogs to go for them. The gods have a special way of punishing us.

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Barbaři - Na hraně (2020) (epizóda) 

The wolf will come and world will burn. The wolf will devour the moon, sum amd everything that ever existed. Everything that begins must also end. We are women. If you love, you will give up everything and be disappointed. Only when you hate do you learn how to get what you really want. Ich weises nicht. For the good of tribe. They dont just want to tell us how to live. But also how to die. Lets crack some Roman skulls. Musím si zahrát Total War. Já vás tam už srovnám. No one wants you here. Tak to už jsem slyšel tolikrát. Piss off. Někdo je tady navíc! The wolf is coming. I hope the five horses make you happy. Mě bys udělala štastným ty. You would put an animal out of its misery. Do bažiny s ním! You sweet favorite of the gods. Bude z něho taky seer. This is a place for the undead. Thats what we are now. If you knew them, its right that you had them buried. Taky si myslim. Ted si to sice slízne od regenta, ale to už je cena, kterou musí zaplatit. Vlastně mu dal sám na výběr. Show me your power. Varus, and everyone who rides under his flag, shall shed their blood on our soil. Their guts shall fertilize our gardens and their skulls shall decorate our trees. Nemužu si pomoct, hraju si na křestana, ale todle jsou taky moje slova. I love treason, but I hate a traitor.