Loki_Six

"We're making history with every light year."

"I appreciate the offer, but it would be best to keep our relationship professional."

"Contacting new worlds always involves unexpected risks. The High Command has very specific protocols regarding planetary conflicts. Eventually, Captain Archer will have to... create some directives of his own."

"Rule number one: you've got to be seen to get noticed."

"Go consummate yourself."

"That's the world's greatest robot artist, Vincent van Gobot. He was built without an ear, but then he went crazy and had one installed."

"Now you listen to me. This might be the most important bit of advice that I ever give you. American women may be fun and Victoria Secret when you first met them, but as soon as they get their claws into you, they stop fucking and start eating, and the only ass you gonna get is a fat one."

"We once were as you are. Spears, arrows. There came a time when our weapons grew faster than our wisdom and we almost destroyed ourselves. We learned from this to make a rule during all our travels: Never to cause the same to happen to other worlds. Just as a man must grow in his own way and in his own time."

"You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good, high-quality oil ... then eat it."

"As soon as you give up, the game's lost."