Loki_Six

"There are no lacings. How is this thing removed?"

"Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult."

"I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something."

Leela: I'm going to swim with a whale. They're the gentle giants of the deep. Farnsworth: I'm well aware of that.

"It's the Apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it."

"You try keeping your shape after 1,000 kids!"

"Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer."

"But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms..."

"Do you remember what Buzz Aldrin said when he stepped on the moon? Nobody does, because Armstrong went first."

"As I recall, Cochrane was famous for his imaginative stories. He was also known to be frequently intoxicated."