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Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.

Pete Dunham's life taught me there's a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there's a time to walk away.

Sometimes, when you win, you lose.

Alice Harford: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible. Dr. Bill Harford: What's that? Alice Harford: Fuck.

Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you would not see her anymore... would you consider that like a binding promise? Alexa: Absolutely. Henry: Yeah? Alexa: But then again, there are always ways around such things. Henry: Like? Alexa: For example. If I promised a woman's father I would not see her... I would simply shut my eyes, while she serviced my manhood. Henry: That's actually a cool way to look at it. And a very gross way.

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.

Belladonna: How are you going to make me love you? Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.

Woody: Who's "Velocistar237"...? Trixie: Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that. Trixie: It's just a dinosaur! Woody: All right...

If you accept that universe is infinite, then that means there’s an infinite amount of chances for things to happen. If there’s an infinite amount of chances for something to happen, then eventually it will happen - no matter how small the likelihood.

I think if Gandhi had to spend a prolonged amount of time with you, he'd end up beating the shit out of you, too.