Teória veľkého tresku

"I was gonna say we pick up a cake or a pie. But an insult to her faith is always thoughtful." (15.10.2019)

"I know it's a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?" (15.10.2019)

"Let me put this in a way you'll understand Penny. You remember how you explained to me that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities? Well, geology is the Kardashians of science." (15.10.2019)

Bernadette: I'd tell you what I do with Howard, but I don't think dressing up like a catholic schoolgirl is going to work with Sheldon. Leonard: He'd probably give you homework. (15.10.2019)

"Are you upset or just rebooting?" (15.10.2019)

"Sorry, I left them in my turban." (23.10.2019)

"Good Lord. Padawan's the student, not the teacher." (23.10.2019)

"I'm a problem-solver, it's what I do." (26.10.2019)

"You just started seeing naked women again, and I don't want you to be confused about where the boobs should be." (23.10.2019)

"It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz." (23.10.2019)

"I'm sorry, but if you're going to serve Cornish game hen, you should either know all about the history of Cornwall, or be prepared to learn it. You can't argue with that." (23.10.2019)

"I miss Stuart's place. All this loud music and exposed brick. What, is this a comic book store or a rave at the third little pig's house?" (23.10.2019)

"Boy, when Howard married Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit." (23.10.2019)

"Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log, entry one. Koothrappali's restating of the obvious is already getting on my nerves." (23.10.2019)

I think the message is, "Check out the rack on that scientist!" (23.10.2019)

"Ever since I saw Pretty in Pink, I've wanted to go to an American prom. But then I saw Carrie, and I did not want to go to an American prom. But then I saw Never Been Kissed, and I'm back on the prom bandwagon. This prom thing's been a real roller coaster." (23.10.2019)

"And I love how your hair is always on the soap. It's like washing myself with a hamster." (23.10.2019)

"I have no idea, because the story of me sewing the first American flag is complete poppycock. I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are out to make a quick buck!" (23.10.2019)

"Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag." (26.10.2019)

"You believe the way to understanding the universe is based on facts and evidence, here you are counting on some blue chick with a hundred arms to help you out." (26.10.2019)