Teória veľkého tresku

"Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe. That's why I left England. It reminded me too much of her - cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel." (04.11.2019)

"If there was a list of things that make me more comfortable, this list would be at the top of it." (07.11.2019)

"You sure? You've never really been with a man. Do you really want to start with one that's six-foot-seven? 'Cause it's like taking your driver's test in a bus." (07.11.2019)

"All right, this goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Lord This is Sheldon Cooper. You're good friends with my mom. I know I've spent my life denying that you exist... And I will continue to do so!" (07.11.2019)

"Aw, you always know just what to say after I tell you what to say." (07.11.2019)

"Sheldon Cooper apologized to me. And he made it all better." (07.11.2019)

"Oh, you are going to love her. She is the kindest, sweetest woman you'll ever meet. Yeah, unless you're a gopher digging up her vegetable garden. In that case, you can expect to have your head bashed in with a shovel." (07.11.2019)

"Oh, look at all that chest hair and overbite. Of course you're a Wolowitz." (07.11.2019)

"Do we get a nanny? And can we afford a nanny? And if we can, we can't get a pretty one cause it'll wreck our marriage. We can't get an ugly one cause it'll scare the kid." (07.11.2019)

"Very well. You may celebrate my life by throwing a party with cake, presents and a shower of admiration and love. But then you owe me big-time." (07.11.2019)

"See, she's trying to get you back. Now, that is exactly what I would've gotten you if I had any idea what it is or what you do." (07.11.2019)

"Tuna sandwiches and emasculation, just like my mom used to make." (07.11.2019)

"You be sure and say hello to all the mosquitoes, bees, bears, snakes, possums, poison oak. Oh, and last but not least, teenagers with guitars." (07.11.2019)

"I'm jealous. Closest I've come to dating two women was that time I dated one woman." (07.11.2019)

"Friends are like toilet paper. It's good to have extras under the sink." (07.11.2019)

"Bad news. Amy's making me go shopping with her later, so... looks like none of us can go." (16.11.2019)

"They're going to make us disappear! Like every American Idol after season 4!" (16.11.2019)

"My mother was in bible study. I walked in the house expecting to find it empty, and I heard a sound, coming from my parents' bedroom. When I opened the door, I saw my father having relations with another woman. It's why I never open a door without knocking three times. I mean the first one's traditional, but two and three are for people to get their pants on." (16.11.2019)

Sheldon Cooper: Why do people cry at weddings? Mary Cooper: They're practising for what's coming later. (16.11.2019)

In Star Wars, when the stormtroopers would march in perfect formation, harassing civilians, didn't you ever think, "Hey, that could be me"? (16.11.2019)