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Série(12) / Epizódy(261)
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Season 1 (2003) - 24 epizód
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Season 2 (2004) - 24 epizód
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Season 3 (2005) - 24 epizód
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Season 4 (2006) - 24 epizód
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Season 5 (2007) - 19 epizód
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Season 6 (2008) - 24 epizód
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Season 7 (2009) - 22 epizód
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Season 8 (2010) - 16 epizód
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Season 9 (2011) - 24 epizód
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Season 10 (2012) - 23 epizód
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Season 11 (2013) - 22 epizód
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Season 12 (2014) - 15 epizód
Obsahy(1)
Nezávislému mužovi do života nečakane vstúpi jeho brat a 10-ročný synovec... Charlie (Charlie Sheen) je slobodný muž, ktorý má dom na pobreží, jaguára v garáži a priťahuje pozornosť krásnych žien, ktoré sa nepýtajú na cit. Jeho ľahkovážny a neformálny životný štýl je však narušený, keď sa k nemu nasťahuje jeho brat Alan (Jon Cryer) so svojím synom Jakeom (Angus T.Jones). Spolu títo dva a pol chlapi konfrontujú rôzne životné princípy a stoja pred mnohými životnými výzvami. A to im ustavične dýcha na krk ich večne kontrolujúca matka Evelyn (Holland Taylorová), Alanova odcudzená manželka Judith (Marin Hinkleová) a nemožno zabudnúť ani na Rose (Melanie Lynskeyová), ženu jednej noci a súčasnú susedku Charlieho, ktorá sa chce stať súčasťou jeho života a je ochotná pre to urobiť naozaj čokoľvek... (oficiálny text distribútora)
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Dva a pol chlapa (2003)
"You devote all your time and energy into fixing 'em up instead of doing the humane thing, which is to have sex with 'em and run away. My way, they have a good time, you have a good time, nobody suffers. Your way, you get married, you take over their lives, they start to hate you, and you end up moving in with me." ()
Season 1 (2003) (S01)
ALAN: "Look, okay, this is just until things settle out. A couple of days max. She will come to her senses." CHARLIE: "Yeah. That's what women do." ()
Rozchod (2003) (S01E01)
"If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?" ()
Velcí létající bastardi (2003) (S01E02)
"Jake, we take in strangers' laundry because we're poor." ()
Jeďte po Sunsetu, dokud nenarazíte na pekelnou bránu (2003) (S01E03)
"If your home is bug infested, filled with spiders, flies, or gnats, all our sprays are safety tested, we kill vermin not your cat." ()
Když nemůžu napsat jingle na čokoládu, půjdu spát (2003) (S01E04)
ALAN: "You kicked me in your sleep!" CHARLIE: "Who said I was asleep?" ()
Určitě nechceš skončit s hrbem (2003) (S01E05)
"Ladies, if you'll excuse me, I have to go, 'cause... oh hell, I don't need a reason." ()
Zkusil jsi zavolat někomu ze spolku čarodějnic? (2003) (S01E06)
"Look, if I'm teaching the kid anything, it's honesty. I tell women up front I'm not looking for a long-term relationship. If they don't believe me or they're determined to change my mind, I have a right to avoid that conversation. And the phone company obviously agrees with me, otherwise they wouldn't have invented Caller ID." ()
Když skáčou na obě strany tak jsou umělý (2003) (S01E07)
Alan, there's something you should know about me. When I say, "I understand," it doesn't mean I agree. It doesn't mean I understand. It doesn't even mean I'm listening. ()
Nepůjdu před ty puberťáky střízlivý (2003) (S01E08)
"I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid. Well, I'd like to do my part. Can I buy you dinner?" ()
První úkol splněn (2003) (S01E09)
"It's not that I don't care what you want, it's just that you're a kid. What you want doesn't matter." ()
Šťastné díkůvzdání (2003) (S01E10)
Simple as that, huh? Okay, so-so I go to Judith, and I say, "Forget the fact that we agreed on a custody schedule. Forget the fact that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento to spend time with their grandson. Uh, Charlie needs to use our son as a prop so that he can maintain an on-again off-again relationship with a woman with whom he might eventually wind up." ()
Alan Harper, chiropraktik (2003) (S01E11)
"Help me Charlie, I wanna sing for no reason." ()
Vůně cigaret a feromonů (2004) (S01E12)
"Cause they're stupid, and they'll die." ()
Sarah a zakrslý Alan (2004) (S01E13)
"Well... would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?" ()
Na hyeny nemám prachy (2004) (S01E14)
CHARLIE: "I can't do this anymore. I quit." ALAN: "You can't quit poverty, Charlie." ()
První kolo vyhrála ta sexy kočka (2004) (S01E15)
"So you met cute. That's nice. But you know, you may want to be careful with a girl like that, Charlie. One day it's baseball bats and windshields. The next day you wake up with your testicles superglued to your thigh. I'm sorry about that, by the way." ()
To byly sliny, Alane (2004) (S01E16)
"You devote all your time and energy into fixing 'em up instead of doing the humane thing, which is to have sex with 'em and run away. My way, they have a good time, you have a good time, nobody suffers. Your way, you get married, you take over their lives, they start to hate you, and you end up moving in with me." ()
Snědli jsme hamburgery, máme čepice (2004) (S01E17)
"Wow, Jacob David. They went full Old Testament on you, didn't they?" ()
Stará kámoška v novým vohozu (2004) (S01E18)
"If I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy... I'd have a nickel!" ()
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