Loki_Six

"I'm 86 years old and I'm falling apart like toast in a dishwasher."

CREDIT CARD STATEMENT WILL SAY "CHURCH DUES"

"It's like that Mexican tetra fish it must've evolved down here."

"Sometimes a man has to be big enough to see how small he is."

Why do we call it "high five" when we only have four fingers?

"I don't even remember what I said at the start of this sentence!"

"You're a disease, and I'm the cure."

You know, Croesus once said, "Count no man happy until the end is known."

"To proto, že je náboženství ve školách nepovinné!"

"Znáš to. Nemožný na počkání, zázraky do tří dnů."