Loki_Six

"That Hawkeye guy, what happens to those arrows of his? I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done?"

"When people start to see you as a monster, that never goes away."

"Ten kláštor je prekliaty. Každý v kraji to vie."

"I know this is a weird thing to say in church, but we need proof."

"If we do it in a church, I, like, can't get pregnant."

"No one screws anyone half over. It's like having half a billion dollars; what's the point of that?"

"People are stressed out these days. Scurvy is back, there's, like, wars going on. Whales are eating our precious ocean plastic. Maybe people want to smoke a doob for that."

BIG 'N' USELESS

"Since this nation was founded, families have faced the problem of staying together without driving each other crazy. For the first years, they played fiddle music until they had a war. It was a good system. Then, they came up with sitting around a radio. But without a screen, they still had time to look at each other. So... World war II. With peace came TV, which bought Silicon Valley the time to invent the devices that isolate us completely. Finally, the American family was safe... from itself."

"You can't spoil that movie for me, because I don't care what happens. You see, as a grown-up, I know that muscle jerks in tights with magic powers punching and hugging each other is boring BS for babies. So go ahead, tell me what Captain Doodad does to Zippity Whoever. Because it means nothing."