Loki_Six

"By the way, did I mention those robes really do you all... justice? I'm just saying that you're all guilty... of looking sharp."

"Man, these strip clubs want me so bad. They're sending me T-shirts, beer cozies. Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser. It's clean and dirty at the same time."

"Oh, my gosh. Guys, we have to rush Robin to the hospital... because, somehow, she swallowed her vocal cords... and they got lodged in her rectum... Because she's talking out of her ass."

"I can't believe Squirrel-lock Holmes turned on us like that."

"Mental self-five."

"Almighty five."

"Those are Mr. Stinson's names for your lady parts. It's important for the girls to maintain a relationship with their daddy."

"Yes, Robin. We're not gonna be the kind of people... who have a zombie and become total babies."

"I do want this. I've thought about you so many times, what might have been... but I got left at the altar and it nearly killed me. You're someone's fiancée, and I have to respect that. So let's hit a motel, jam in a quickie and get you back to your wedding. It's the right thing to do."

"Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guy he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?"