Dzegr

"Ty nejhorší věci totiž lidi nedělaj z nenávisti, ale ze strachu."

"Nesuď chlapa podle toho, kde chlastá, ale kolik vydrží."

"Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love."

novinářka: "Mohl byste nám říct pár slov?" plukovník Stuart: "Jistě. Tři. Jdi do prdele."

"There's bukkake floating all around me!"

"-Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement? -No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic."

"Your grandpa saved all the contact lenses he ever wore. He said he just couldn't bear to throw them out 'cause it's everything he ever saw."

"-You're like a professional asshole or what? -Pretty much a pro."

"-I want you to suck it. -You suck it! -No, It's for you to suck -I'm not sucking on that. -Suck it -I don't know where it's been. -It's not where it's been, it's where it will take you."

"Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them."