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- Did you see this e-mail from our guidance counsellor?
- No, if it's from school, it goes straight to my spam.
- Well, this is about our community service requirement. If we do not get this done we don't graduate next year.
- See! This is why I don't open e-mails from school. They always stress me out.

(Good Luck Charlie S03E03)

Mycroft: "I can put maximum surveillance on her."

Sherlock: "Why bother? You can follow her on Twitter."

(Sherlock S02E01)

Brick [mluví o Bibli]: “Some of these things don’t make sense.”

Sue: ”Hey! There’s a lot of episodes of Glee that don’t make sense but I still cry.”

Jess [zpívajíce]: "She's going out to find a rebound. Who's that girl? It's Jess!"
Schmidt: "Wait! Did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
(New Girl S01E01)

Doctor: "It’s dangerous to get medical advice from a TV comedy."

(Raising Hope S02E01)

Karen: "Anyway, I don’t like salmon, it’s too orange. I don’t eat anything orange. Except for oranges because they admit that they’re orange."

(Outnumbered S04E03)

Ben: “Pounds - it’s always going up or down. We should go back to the old days where we used livestock for money, like sheep or chickens. All the other countries have a coin and we have chickens.”

Jake: “What happens when you would like to buy a chicken?”

Ben: “You buy a chicken with chickens.”

Jake: “Now it is a chicken worth chicken.”

Ben: “But people don’t sell money...”

Jake: “How do you get change from a chicken?”

Ben: “Eggs.”

 (Outnumbered S04E01)

Oliver Tate: "Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move. I imagine the camera craning up as I walk away - but unless things improve, the biopic of my life will only have a budget of a zoom out."

(Submarine)

- ...speaking of Angry Birds, do you know how to beat 11.4? It's just a red guy and a green guy.

- Key is do not use the green guy as a boomerang.

(30 Rock S05E18)

Sid: "New York? Why would I want to go to New York?"

Tony: "She's thin. She's blonde. She says "wow" a lot."

(Skins S02E10)

Listen, Simon, this is very important information. Call an ambulance and tell them I am in a bubble and everything is very flat.

(The Inbetweeners S03E02)

Hello. Hello everyone. Can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that my mummy. I really want my mummy because - and I'm not being dramatic - I think I might be dead. Is that clear? Mummy or ambulance.

(The Inbetweeners S03E02)

- Neil, you farted again?!?!

- Not sure, could be fart, could be worse.

(The Inbetweeners S03E04)

- Stop! That’s ours! We’re up here! Stop! … He ignored me!

- He didn’t stop for the screaming sailor in the tree?

(Modern Family S02E24)

Manny: “Hey Luke, do you realise, that in two years, you and I will be graduating?”
Luke: “Not now! I think I am moving the ball with my mind.”

(Modern Family S02E23)

(Big Train)

You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

(Juno)

- Takže kanárek měl bronchitidu, jo?

- I když na ní neumřel. Spadnul ze svého bidýlka a rozbil si hlavičku.

(M*A*S*H)

- Canary had bronchitis, eh?
- He didn't die of it, though; he fell off his little swing and smashed his bill.

(M*A*S*H)

- I'm Dr. Horrible. I've got a PhD in horribleness.

- Is that the new catch phrase?

(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

Teď už doufám chápete, že na tenhle ústav se hodím jako Pendolino na naši železnici.
(4teens 1. díl)

- My life is over!

- You will bounce back, Ari Gold.

- I drove to work in $80,000 Mercedes. I'm driving home in a prop car from The Fast and the Furious. I just don't see it.

(Entourage S02E13)

Señor Chang: "Oh, Hubba Bubba, oh, I thought they stopped making this." (Community S02E21)