Lucifer

8-0-0-8 :D "Bluffing and lying are two totally different things." (23.10.2018)

"So, someone's killing charlatans. Ah. The worst kind of scum. Next to boy bands. All three victims had trace amounts of the exact same poison in their system. The Completely Justified Killer of Phonies. If that's what you name him, I want credit." (23.10.2018)

"Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks. I used to walk around thinking maybe reincarnation was real. Sure, it sounded bonkers, but I could still wonder, still hope. What if I came back as a chameleon or something? Chameleons are cool." (23.10.2018)

"I'd never stop granting favors, Detective. I mean, I may have gotten distracted for a while, but then I realized granting favors defines me. I mean, you wouldn't ask Superman not to fly? A Kardashian not to selfie?" (24.10.2018)

"Nice to see you all again. What? Too soon?" (24.10.2018)

Amenadiel - What, there's no music in hell? Lucifer Morningstar - Only for torture, and usually out of tune. Lately we've been playing music by this chap named Bieber. Gosh, you should hear the screams. (25.10.2018)

"You need to get a thicker skin. Stand up for yourself, because the truth is, nobody's gonna do it for you." (25.10.2018)

"How am I supposed to solve the mystery of how to kill you if I don't understand you first? Your strengths, your weaknesses. Because everyone has a Kryptonite, Lieutenant." (25.10.2018)

"Ah, the diamond industry. Truly the greatest trick someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal. Incredible." (25.10.2018)

"I know what you guys are thinking. She's a synthetic. Aliens. The android who bled white. No one? Really?" (25.10.2018)

"My brother is in Hell? I knew it. Do you know how many times I've tried to tell people Abel is the asshat? No one ever believes me." (25.10.2018)

"I am not afraid. Just realized I've been a tad myopic lately. Why not spread the love? I mean, everyone deserves a little Lucifer. After me." (26.10.2018)

"Mom? Mom?! I can't believe it's you. Uh, Lucifer said that you were gone, that-that he used the Flaming Sword and sent you into another universe. What are you doing back here?" (26.10.2018)

"I forgot my knife. Must have left it here somewhere. Not a blade. A knife. Forged in I don't know, China." (26.10.2018)

"There must be some sort of reasonable explanation. I mean, maybe it's a housewarming gift or or a sex toy. Or a housewarming gift sex toy." (26.10.2018)

"Well, I have to admit, I didn't expect that to be quite so easy, but I'm not one to look a gift-angel in the mouth, I'll take it." (26.10.2018)

"I'm not talking about the wedding. No, I am talking about the bachelorette party. It sets the foundation for your whole support system. And trust me, you're gonna need one for the dark days to come 'cause, I mean, sleeping with the same dude for the rest of your life? Even hot gets boring, Chloe. Dark days ahead, indeed." (27.10.2018)

Decker - "Lucifer, what are you doing? Oh, right. You're smoking pot because you smoked evidence that one time next to that suspect's car." Lucifer - "Oh, you remember. Yes. And the time at the teen rehab center. Is it taking you back? It's taking me, well, somewhere." (27.10.2018)

"Emotions are hard. But that's why they make you strong. And this is the strongest I've ever seen you." (27.10.2018)

"Can I help you get that off? You know, when I was about your age, I was in a car accident. It was pretty bad. I saw lots and lots of blood. I know how scary it can be. But you're gonna be okay. I promise." (27.10.2018)