Loki_Six

"Ten years, I've been keeping them company, while they spend a night or two here on their way to where we're all going... They all had plans, Kate. Things they were gonna do when they got around to it. Go on a cruise. Lose ten pounds. Fall in love... They thought they had all the time in the world. But nobody does."

'To sin by silence, when we should protest, makes... cowards of men.'

"Since you put that ring on your finger. Get used to being invisible to single women."

"Just pizza? Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza." We begin with the first bite. Aww the crunch, and then marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy voluptuous mistress Mozzarella. Oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth, cradling the sauce and the bread letting you know from now on this is home. This pizza... It's home."

"Of course I'm mad Ted. Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging. Well in your case, twelfth grade. Self five!"

"I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."

"For the next 200 years every male member of the Stinson family was afflicted by the gypsy's curse: an unquenchable thirst for booty that no committed relationship could ever satisfy. That is until my brother James met his husband, Tom. The day they got married, they lifted the curse forever... Freeing me from the shackles of having sex with lots of different women. Although sometimes, Robin and I still use the shackles. BONDAGE-FIVE!"

"...And that's how Lily met your mother."

MARSHALL: "This is such a big decision. I'm not good at big decisions."  RAND: "Are you sure you wanna be a judge?"

"You get cute when you get angry."