Loki_Six

"You know, whenever we thought we had free will. We were just rats in a maze. Sure, we could go left. Sure, we could go right. But we were still in the damn maze."

"Hi. I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son. I mean I'm Dean Winchester, and I'm looking for the devil's son. This badge is fake."

"God writes paperback books in his underwear, okay? And angels are dicks."

"Parenting is always a struggle. You always feel like you're failing, but then you look at them, and somehow, they're amazing. And somehow, they're literally the bravest, kindest, most heroic men on the planet. Kids. They'll always surprise you."

"Winchester game night is a go. Soon as Sammy gets back here with the two double-pepperoni meat blasters and a pineapple. It's like a crime against humanity."

"Did you know that Article 246 of the Haitian criminal code officially makes it against the law to turn a human into a zombie?"

"Have you tried bacon?"

"Have you ever heard the story of the black snake? Once there was a crafty black snake who kept eating this poor chicken's eggs. She couldn't watch them all the time, you see? The black snake would wait until she was gone and then slide one of the eggs into his mouth and crush it in his throat. Now, this went on until there was only one egg left. But when the chicken left that egg, just for a moment, the snake swallowed it up. But for some reason, he couldn't crush it in his throat. The chicken had hard-boiled her final egg just to choke the snake. And the snake died. I can't quite tell if he's the chicken or the snake."

"John Wayne Gacy's cigar box. I mean... A serial killer clown. I mean, this is, like, the best/worst thing that's ever happened to you. You know, 'cause you love serial killers, but you hate clowns."

"Thinking – highly overrated."