Loki_Six

"He's a science teacher. He'll know what to do."

"THAT'S MY SISTER!"

"Kill one guy. One stupid guy who noone loves!"

"Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count, which is probably why I got held back so many times."

"Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped."

"This is our home. There's nothing buried here except hopes and dreams."

"What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?"

"Now, I had been to a lot of casinos before that night, and I've been to a lot of casinos since, but in all that time I've never seen a game quite like this one. To this day, I have no idea how it was played. But luckily, Barney did."

"Hey, there's a call for Swarls Barkley. Swarls Barkley?"

"Okay, let's take a look. Oh, yeah, it's a cougar all right. A prime specimen. See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics. Start with the hair. The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles as a form of camouflage. The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar until he's already being dragged, helpless, back to her lair. Now, the blouse. The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey. You're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce. See the claws? Long and sharp, to ward off rival females... Or open alimony checks. Yeah, this one's a beaut. Okay, let the hunt begin."