Loki_Six

"Marge, children and summer are natural enemies."

"I do some of my best fathering when I'm not around."

"Aw, there are too many award shows. People don't deserve so many awards. People suck. They should just be grateful to be alive."

"Dal by ste si trochu polévky? Uvařil jsem ji z hřbitovního kvítí."

"It's an Obsidian Card, the most exclusive. No spending limit, no store has ever heard of it. But they have to accept it."

"The law is what we live with, Inspector. Justice is sometimes harder to achieve."

"That's father's magnifying glass. He gave it to you? How ironic."

"Just remember, Holmes, the female can be more deadly than the male."

"Physician, heal thyself."

"I can totally see us destroying my bedroom later."