Loki_Six

"The Hercules Complex - the compulsion to conquer all obstacles, however forbidding. It is why you are driven to chase Marrascaud. You simply have to. The man is on the rampage, all over Europe. He is the master criminal. Who else could possibly defeat him? "Hercule". There is no one else."

"Look at them all buzzing around. Busy, busy bees. The world's going to pot and they're holding a garden party. The apathy of these people. They're all feeble-minded. Do you know what I should like to see done in this country? I'd like to see every feeble-minded person put out. Don't let them breed. Finish them off, all the simpletons."

"You're nothing to me until you're everything."

"I'm sorry. I just don't see any evidence. I mean, look at the Hubble Telescope. It's discovered untold wonders of a vast, unexplored universe, but not one picture of a guy with a beard sitting around on a cloud. I mean, what's he doing up there?"

Bobby Sixkiller!

"Lois, if it makes you feel any better, I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her."

"If Conway Twitty isn't enough to lighten you up, what is it gonna take? A Minotaur with Sean Connery's head?"

"See that? Fifty noes and a yes means yes."

"I believe everything everyone tells me anywhere."

"God, Joe, finally. Is your watch paralyzed too?"