Loki_Six

"Kids are like pancakes. The first one's always a throwaway."

"They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. You know, they have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended."

"Excuse me, the whole tenure system is ridiculous. A guaranteed job for life only encourages the faculty to become complacent. If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid."

"I panicked. He looked taller than usual."

"C'mon, if I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my twenties in the shower."

"Typical bureaucratic nonsense. You can get animals addicted to a harmful substance, you can dissect their brains, but you throw their own feces back at them, and suddenly you're unprofessional."

"The theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself."

"You brought up the subject; I contributed an interesting fact on that subject. It's called the art of conversation. 'Kay, your turn."

"Can you believe it? She left me for a hybrid. I never even heard him coming."

"Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure."