Pretender

"Ask no questions and you you'll be told no lies."

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."

"Live life as if there were no second chances."

"You think you know me, but you don't."

"The closer you are to death, the more alive you feel. It's a wonderful way to live. It's the only way to drive."

"Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table!"

"I was blind, but now I see."

"Who is this Gatsby?"

"Man is not an animal. We are not a part of the animal kingdom. We sit far above that crown, perched as spirits, not beasts. I have unlocked and discovered a secret to living in these bodies that we hold."

"You may call me Hitch. Hold the Cock."