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- Kdy jsi byl na "Yeah Yeah Yeahs" koncertě?

- Nebyl jsem. Jen se mi líbí to triko.

- Takže je tvoje tričko lež. 

  Nesnáším prolhané trička. Prolhané trička říkají, "Podívej se na mě, předstírám, že jsem něco, co nejsem."

- Nebo jen říkají, "Hej, jsem tričko."

Just remember...

If you look in the face of evil.

Evil´s going to look right back at you.

-For morons who can't accept the fact that there's no God.

-Of course there's a God.

-What proof is there of that?

-Who do you think made you, asshole?

-What the fuck does that mean?

-Where did you come from?

-My mother's cunt.

-Okay, where'd she come from?

-Her mother's cunt. And her mother's cunt before that. And it goes back like that from cunt to cunt to cunt to cunt...

-All the way back, till eventually you get to that slimy fish with no legs.

-Okay, where'd the fish come from?

-His legless mother's cunt. You see, everything and everybody comes from their mother's cunt.

-Hold on. With all these cunts, I mean, they had to come from somewhere. Where did they come from?

-I guess they all come from one big, giant cunt.

-Yeah. And that's God.

-Maybe. Maybe.

...Anglický spisovatel označil Ameriku za "Kulturu obětí", dav, který jej pak ubil k smrti, jeho rodinu zahrnul žalobami za škody způsobené na svých pěstech a nechtech...

-After all that, I didn't get anywhere with her.

-Well, don't feel bad. I didn't do any better.

-I guess we just got a shitty kid.

-Man. Well, at least she'll do all right. I mean, assholes rule the world. She'll probably grow up and be rich.

-Yeah, she'd better buy us a big fucking house.

-Boom! The most recent ones are from a woman named Veronica.

-You can never trust a Veronica. You know, I had a boyfriend named Veronica. Turns out he was a woman.

- Oh.

Next stop: Blackout Station

-Where fahrst du?

-Heraus! Ich kann nicht hier bleiben ein augenblick mehr. Wirklich!

-Verdammt, Kaja, du macht mir krank! Sigve?

-Du wusste sehr gut, das ich habe Sigve gut geliked.

-Was?

-You look so well.
-I know.
 Really. I look in the mirror and want to fuck myself.

Sometimes I just want something new.

New things are shining.

New things get old.

Well, that's right, new things get old ...

Just like the old things did.

If you are the young person who wishes to eat only chilli con carne for three years 

and then spend the rest of your life in debt why not go to university?

-She's not that bad.

-She jogs without a bra.

-If I jogged braless, it would look like I was smuggling ferrets in my armpits.

-Well, you're going to have to go clubbing.

-No, because my future boyfriend won't be in a discotheque.

-He'll be a knight in shining armour revealing himself purposefully.

If you enjoyed this evening´s programme, you might like to travel back in time half an hour and watch it again.

Okay, What do you want? Coffee, tea, me?

-Are you here because you need someone,

or because you need me?

-Forget it. I don't care.

-I need you. I love you.

You only live once.

Unless you eat broccoli and blueberries 24/7, and we don't have time for that.

- Mum, lots of people live together

- Lots of people murder people

If you look

into the darkness long enough

your eyes adjust.

And you start to see...

that there are evils in the dark.

But in seeing...

you learn a terrible truth.

That you have not

found these evils at all...

but rather...

they have found you.

Z vlastní zkušenosti vědel, že upíři stejně nikdy neměli nic zajímavého nebo chytrého, co by řekli. Byl to jen samý Shakespeare a emo-žvásty.