Loki_Six

"If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking."

"That's from Avatar! World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?"

"Not knowing is part of the fun! What is that the motto of your community college?"

"Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could've put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

"The Hindu code of Manu is very clear in these matters. If a woman's father is not around, the duty of controlling her base desires falls to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj. The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble, given that the prize is Leonard."

"Yes, I live with him. I don't I-I really don't know why."

"Mrs. Cooper? Hey, it's Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son."

"I always do nice things for other people. Like one time, I told a blind woman she needed a nose job. How else would she know?"

"We're supposed to open up because you were an ugly, bald-headed little girl who took an hour to finish a sentence?"

"This guy's like a human rescue dog. He's cute and he's sweet, but soon as I leave, he'll whine and pee on the couch."