Loki_Six

"All right, let's see, there's a germanic tribe, they believe that santa claus is a reformed demon. He would slither down the chimney, and he'd see the kids in their beds and eat them all up. That's just nasty. It's not helping us at all, is it?"

"Look, you both have to understand that my wife has lived her entire life having people tell her she's crazy. And maybe right now, you think she is, too. But I'll tell you, she's the only chance you have of getting your daughter back."

"Let me get this straight. Daddy and daughter move to the country to get away from it all. There's a ghost in the garage that predicts that one of them will be dead soon. The cat turns up somewhat less than alive, and daddy buries it like it's just another day of yardwork. And this morning, Delia goes over to the house and finds herself in the middle of Who's afraid Of Virginia Woolf?"

"You were always the princess. I was the toad."

This might have been the first time in my life that a woman said "it's not you, it's me, " and I believed her.

LADY PARTS = BOOBS? ASK DAD LATER

"Lisa, lots of times two incompatible things can both be true. My son's a brat but he's a special little guy. Your father says he's at work but there he is jumping on a trampoline."

"Whatever it is, you won't find it. That's my job. I make sure what's buried, stays that way."

"5 classifications of stalkers. A little light night reading. It's a real grimm's fairy tale. It starts off creepy and then goes to terrifying."

"It's called an imprint haunting. It's a ghost stuck in sort of a time loop. They have to do the same thing over and over and over again."