Loki_Six

"Look, every day, we show up on people's worst day. We see the exception, not the rule."

"Rule number one: always know your source. Rule number two: always make a good first impression and don't screw up with the boss. Rule number three: do whatever it takes to get the story. You really should be writing these down."

"Look, I know that you're nervous, Smallville, but you got to remember I grew up around Green Berets and Navy SEAL's, not cornstalks and Jersey cows. You stick with me, I'll protect you. You'll be fine."

"I must admit, Clark. This is a big step up from the barn."

"That's probably how God felt about the Crusades."

"Hey, he played the fear card, got the most votes."

"Okay, this entry didn't just magically Rita Skeeter itself into Swann's journal."

"Total absence of love. Some say that's the definition of evil."

"This bank held off the Third Reich, the Sicilian Mafia, and Al-Qaeda. With all due respect, I'm fairly certain they won't bow to you."

"Please do not tell me that son of a bitch knew you better than I do."