Lucifer

"Tell me, what is it you most desire?" (12.10.2018)

"This love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn't it?" (02.10.2018)

"Despise children. Was your offspring planned or a mistake? 'Cause I've never understood the human desire to procreate. That's probably a good thing. I mean, children are hideous little creatures, terrible, taxing burdens." (02.10.2018)

"Uh, sorry, do you want a hit? N-No. It's "puff, puff, pass," not "puff, puff, stomp angrily." (02.10.2018)

Chloe Decker - Finally some rain. Maybe someone up there is looking out for us. Lucifer Morningstar - I can assure you He's in no way meteorologically-inclined. Apart from the whole Noah thing and that was a one-off. (02.10.2018)

"You're right. It's not her, it's me. I need to take back control. I need to behave like I always have. I mean, it seems obvious now, actually. I need to have sex with her. I mean, that's the best way to lose interest, right?" (02.10.2018)

"Bacon for dinner, I guess." (09.10.2018)

"Every culture in the world and throughout history, for that matter, has its very own myth of the Devil. But the one thing that they all have in common is that the Devil is essentially a rebellious son." (10.10.2018)

"You sure you don't want to chase after her? Maybe I can ask Father for some rain and make it a moment." (10.10.2018)

"I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control. But that's not you, I'm sure." (10.10.2018)

"For your penance: ten bloody Marys and a good shag." (10.10.2018)

"You're a kind person who puts the needs of others before your own. It's a horrible irony that my father invented." (11.10.2018)

"I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDb page." (11.10.2018)

"Hail Lucifer"? This is sickening. I mean, to blame it on me. It's an atrocity. These Satanists. Misguided cult nobheads with Frisbees in their earlobes. This poor girl's death has nothing to do with me." (11.10.2018)

"Stop! You lied to me about being a doctor, so you could manipulate Lucifer, who is actually your brother. Somehow. Do you realize the ethical position you put me in? And you. Let me guess. You were going to make a sexual joke about putting me in a position?" (11.10.2018)

"Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement." (12.10.2018)

It's an old joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office, he goes, "Doc, you got to help me. My brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doc goes, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy goes, "You know, I would, but I need the eggs. (11.10.2018)

"There's only one body part rubber should be worn on." (12.10.2018)

"They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better." (12.10.2018)

"This is hard to explain. Uh, it's kind of a, uh physical problem. And things aren't working the way they used to. And I-I don't, I don't know what to do about that." (12.10.2018)